Archives | Sign | Note | IM | .Org | Profile | Reviews | Rings | Email | Big Brother | Home I Refuse to Believe the Internet Actually Exists I Refuse to Believe the Internet Actually Exists ***** Well, since this has scared everyone else, I may as well post this. I firmly believe it's the scariest thing ever. And because of that, I need a disclaimer...1. I am not responsible for anything that happens to you :P So don't blame me...you're the one with the mouse. Don't leave me hatemail because of it, blahblahblah... aside from that, have a groovy time. lalala, They Might Be Giants will be in Tampa on March 23. ::boogies down:: Hopefully we can have a repeat of last year's fine concert ;) Because I've got Bangs...above my eyes my hair hangs... I'm such a sucky contortionist. Somehow the other day in Anatomy we got on the discussion of how we could alter our anatomy to, for example, put a leg around the back of our neck....I used to be able to do it...I can't now. It was the biggest mistake ever. I'm still in pain. But of course, in the spirit of go-get-it-ness, I tried to do it again, this time at home and got a little further. I can bend so my feet go above my head, but I've got to be lying down...apparently anyone can do that, but I feel special. I am also comforted in the fact that if I ever move to Nevada, I will automatically have one of the job prerequisites. St. John's--Apostrophe S! --Amy I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care less, how old are Ernie and Bert? I couldn't care less, what's under kd lang's skirt? Well Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doin'?" And Velma said, "Geesh, Shag, I'm just fine." And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest." And all night Fred was yackin' up red wine I couldn't care less, why was Fonzie cool? I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they fill the caramel bar? I couldn't care less, if my car says the door is ajar? I Am Currently... *Reading:...One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ken Kesey *Listening: ...Where Your Eyes Don't Go--TMBG *Watching:...nothing today *Digging:...Not much *Hating:...Having to run around like an idiot for the next day :P and sore muscles! ugh! *Quote:..."I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that's crispy just churn your stomach?" *Thinking:..."You scratch my back, I'll give you a full body massage" Criticism that gets me right in the kidneys * AH! My Squeedlyspootch! ***** Laura! Kennyb! Krystal! Will! Mike! Dejected! Jessi! Kat! Paul! Carli! Kate! Heidi! Kim! Laurzie! Ben!